I swear to god, it's like they crawl out from the dead every time. I just spent forever cleaning everything with that overpriced stuff, and now they're just laughing at me. This is the worst thing ever. I'm starting to think I should just pack up. How the hell do they even breed so fast? Dothey know about this? Should I getting a cat. Help me! … Read More

I swear to god, it's like they come back from the hellhole every week. I just spent hours spraying everything with that overpriced stuff, and now they're back. This is seriously fucked. I'm starting to think I should just move. How the hell do they even breed so fast? Dothe landlord care about this? Am thinking about getting a flaming torch. I'm a… Read More

You wake up one morning and there they are. Skin-crawling welts dot your back. You curse the day you were born, because those bloody bed bugs have invaded your house. It's a horrible situation, and it looks like they're laughing at you. They hide in the seams of your mattress, waiting to attack when you're most vulnerable. Their bites itch like h… Read More